A Tottenham Hotspur supporter with a rare anatomical condition has issued a confident forecast for the upcoming North London Derby against Arsenal. Annie Charlotte previously foresaw her club winning the Europa League months before they ended a lengthy silverware drought.
As Tottenham prepare for a crucial Premier League clash on 22 February under newly appointed management, the season ticket holder is convinced the visitors will falter. Her prediction arrives amidst managerial upheaval at the stadium and a noticeable dip in form from their rivals.
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Charlotte has been keeping a close eye on her club’s situation, especially after the recent sacking of Thomas Frank. She views his departure as a turning point, remarking it was ‘ding dong the Gooner is gone.’
Adding to her optimism is Arsenal’s unexpected stumble against Wolverhampton Wanderers. Ahead of Igor Tudor’s inaugural match, Charlotte is unwavering in her belief that the Lilywhites will secure a domestic victory.
Speaking to the press, she outlined her exact expectations for the fixture. She stated, ‘Oh, we are 100% beating them.’
Questioning the mental fortitude of the opposition, she continued, ‘Arsenal will be in fact bottling the league. I am predicting a 3-2 win for Spurs.’
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The Surrey resident lives with uterus didelphys, a congenital abnormality resulting in two uteruses, two cervixes, and two vaginal canals. She credited these physical traits with sensing Tottenham’s European success back in October 2024.
By the following May, the squad lifted the Europa League trophy. This achievement marked their first European honour in four decades and their first major cup since 2008.
Despite concerns regarding domestic league performance, she maintains a sense of humour. If the club faced the drop, she admitted, ‘As a Spurs fan I’m permanently worried.’
She added, ‘It’s basically part of the season ticket package. But relegation? Even my two vaginas are stressed and they usually have good instincts.’
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While dismissing the threat of relegation, Charlotte acknowledges the club’s penchant for theatrical campaigns. ‘I don’t think it’ll happen, but Spurs do love making things unnecessarily dramatic,’ she observed.
When prompted about further visions, she focused on practical financial changes. Top clubs regularly dedicate funds reaching £100,000,000 ($126,000,000) simply to remain competitive in the modern transfer market.
‘I don’t think we will get relegated,’ she stated. ‘Well, I bloody hope not.’
She then proposed a solution. ‘I think if we can actually change our financial structure and start paying players more we would be back in the top six in no time.’
Looking ahead, she declared, ‘I still have hope for the Champions League though!’ She added, ‘I could see us bringing that trophy hope this season.’
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Charlotte remains highly critical of the previous management, describing Frank as ‘one of the worst things that ever happened’ to the club. With Tudor now at the helm, she anticipates a massive shift in momentum.
‘I personally feel that Arsenal won’t win the league,’ she asserted. Characterising their mental fragility under pressure, she added, ‘They are massive bottle jobs and they are already starting to bottle it.’ Concluding her stance, she said, ‘They can just never seem to pull it out of the bag and I don’t think they will start now.’
She ended with a promise. ‘If they win I will have to do something dramatic, but it’s not happening.’